hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

miscaitlin:

me: I want a job
*never applies*

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck