dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via inferencing)

richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

(via unescapable)

(Source: edings, via borinq)

Timestamp: 1397753602

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: femintits, via circumcising)

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

(via zac-afron)

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

(via crystallized-teardrops)